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      <image:caption>Cartoon: a real estate agent at a desk tells a dog, 'Marking your territory is just the first step. If you want the property, you'll also need to put funds into escrow.' (Randy Glasbergen)</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Real Estate Humor</image:title>
      <image:caption>Cartoon: a man reading in bed says, 'The first little pig built his house from straw... just so he could have the last laugh when the bank foreclosed.' (Randy Glasbergen)</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Cartoon: a realty agent tells a buyer in a loud shirt, 'I think the seller will accept your offer, but the Homeowners Association will never approve that shirt.' (Randy Glasbergen)</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Real Estate Humor</image:title>
      <image:caption>Cartoon: in front of a house for sale with a huge new driveway, a woman says, 'When I said it might sell faster if you put in a new driveway, I meant if you repaved the old one.'</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Bizarro cartoon: two women outside a real estate office; one asks about last night's date, the other says, 'He's a charming fixer-upper. I may flip him.'</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Real Estate Humor</image:title>
      <image:caption>Cartoon: an agent by a For Sale sign tells a couple, 'The roof leaks, the furnace doesn't work, and the plumbing needs repair... but it's located on the greatest planet in the universe!' (Randy Glasbergen)</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Real Estate Humor</image:title>
      <image:caption>Cartoon: buyers tell an agent by a For Sale sign they're definitely interested if the seller replaces the roof, adds a deck, fireplace and indoor pool, extends the living room 15 feet and moves the house across town. (Randy Glasbergen)</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Real Estate Humor</image:title>
      <image:caption>Photo of a real estate sign with a rider that says 'Not Haunted', captioned 'Seems legit'.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Real Estate Humor</image:title>
      <image:caption>Meme of a smiling young man in a tie: 'I can't wait to light up the property market with my dazzling smile and winning personality.'</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Real Estate Humor</image:title>
      <image:caption>Ed Stein cartoon: a Batman-like 'SEC' figure over a city of bank and company buildings thinks, 'Nothing much happening, might as well call it a night.'</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Real Estate Humor</image:title>
      <image:caption>Cartoon: a bear in a yellow blazer shows two bears a cave; one says, 'It's nice, but it just doesn't say cave to us, you know?' (Lonnie Easterling, Spud Comics)</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Someecards card: 'I love working with and selling BofA short sales. No real estate agent said, ever.'</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Real Estate Humor</image:title>
      <image:caption>Cartoon: a couple tells an agent, 'We've decided to wait while the housing market returns to normal. Call us when the seller drops the price from $999,000 to $40,000.' (Randy Glasbergen)</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Cartoon: two angels on a cloud; one says, 'I know I'm not a realtor anymore, but I can't stop thinking about how much city folks would pay for an acre of this!'</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Cartoon: an agent tells a couple outside a house for sale, 'They're willing to throw in their kidneys.'</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Newspaper classified ad headlined 'See Wal-Mart! From your private deck', titled 'One of the most compelling real estate ad boasts ever'.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Cartoon: an agent on the phone says that, for full disclosure, the property is on a planet besieged by war, poverty, disease, political unrest and rampant stupidity. (Randy Glasbergen)</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Black T-shirt that reads 'You would drink too if you were a broker'.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Yard sign: 'Husband left us for a 22 year old... House for sale by owner. We loved this home. You will, too.'</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Real Estate Humor</image:title>
      <image:caption>'What people think I do' meme for real estate agents: what friends, Mom, Trulia and Zillow, HGTV and I think I do, versus what I really do (a cyclist hauling a huge load of boxes).</image:caption>
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